Such was my chagrin, to find my Love gone,
Fell she did to the dastardly Ma Bell.
The doctor of Love and Merkins as well.
Woe then like a whipped puppy I whined.
Why, how, could a manly man such as me,
lose my sweet, sweet Mango to the dark side?
I cursed! Is this what I must abide!?!?
To know while on this great bile I dined,
sweet Mango’s heart did with Ma Bell get entwined.
But how with just a powder blue Saturn
could I compete against that slattern?
That FNG’s naming would not be my crowning gem,
as I had lost that battle to another HIM.