Just a couple quick housekeeping notes to finally put a bow on the first ever TMWC. Thanks again to all the guys who participated!

The Trophy

A scroll made of papyrus sourced from somewhere in the heart South America sits atop a mahogany stand, hand-crafted in a monastery hidden deep within the Canadian Rockies. The bow consists of  body hair from over 600 Philadelphian Otters – native to a small Pacific Island off the coast of South Korea – woven together and aged in a vat of molten gold. Or maybe I bought the scroll off Amazon and built the stand in my garage. You decide.
My wife did the writing. She was a nervous wreck!

The Donations

$125 donated to Helpers Of Our Farm – check out hoofnc.org for more information.


$150 donated to the Friedreich’s Ataxia Research Alliance – check out cureFA.org for more information.

The Ceremony

For the record, Matt is 5’11” and I’m 6’4″.

The Acceptance Speech

If you somehow missed the entire month of March and have no idea what this is all about, check out The Muggo Writing Contest