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It doesn't matter how patient you are, or how well you deal with big changes. Getting pissed on day after day starts to wear on a person. I'm not speaking figuratively here. I've literally been peed on more times than I care to count over the past few weeks. Mercifully, I think we are finally …
Just a couple quick housekeeping notes to finally put a bow on the first ever TMWC. Thanks again to all the guys who participated!
by Jim Herr The guy riding shotgun looked dead, with his chin lolled down on the scoop neck of his tank top. The braking van made his head snap, though, like one of those Insatiable Birdie toys taking its last drink. As it screeched to a halt, I thought, “what an odd angle for …
My office phone rang 15 minutes before my next meeting. It was my wife and she sounded concerned. "I just started hard-boiling some eggs, and...is it possible that there could be a chick inside one of the eggs?" My brain can't begin to comprehend what she's trying to ask me. All I could muster was …
Did you know that almost every day of the year is an official holiday? Not a government holiday where we get time off of work and spend it grilling burgers and playing cornhole in someone's back yard. But each day carries some sort of significant meaning. To whom? I couldn't tell you, but somebody decided that every little thing needed it's own day. Well, that's what I'm going to write about this week. Welcome to the definitive Official Daily Holiday Rankings.
Everyone does it. It's a natural and normal bodily function. Why some people find it funny is interesting. Why others cringe when they hear about it is also interesting. Here are three times in my life when I have been most greatly affected by poo. ____________________________ We stopped at Lowe's after church one day. …
Welcome to the next installment of Mixtape Breakdown. If you missed Volume I, check it out here. Recently, I enlisted the help of a few good people in my life who were willing to let me borrow some of their old CDs - mixes they created and haven't listened to in over a decade. What …
Okay, so here's the thing. A couple months ago I was cleaning out my car and found a bunch of mix CDs I made in high school and college. I'm not the type of person to pass up a trip down Nostalgia Lane, so I popped one into the CD deck and got back to …
Have you ever had someone you know and trust show up randomly and tell you to drop everything you're doing and come with them? That was a very typical weeknight for me in college. So when my friend - I'll just call him Chris - came to my room and said, "don't ask any questions, …
I’ve been fighting it for a long time. And not simply the problem itself, but the psychological aspect of it as well. I think about it too much. I worry, even though I know worrying won’t do any good. I find myself fearing the worst. How will this affect me? Despite being a generally positive …
