Thanks to all the guys for participating in the first ever TheMuggo Writing Contest!
As a reminder, here are the stakes:
- The winner will receive:
- The pomp and circumstance of winning the first ever Muggo Writing Contest (priceless)
- A semi-handmade trophy that will be revealed shortly
- A $250 donation to the charity of the winner’s choice
- A 12-pack of beverage of the winner’s choice
- Finally, each competitor will receive the official TheMuggo coffee mug for their efforts
Without further ado, congratulations to the WINNER of TMWC!!
|Rank||Contestant||Week 1||Week 2||Week 3||Total Points|
|1st||WINNER – Matt Kelley||8||6||8||22|
WINNER: MATT KELLEY!!!
Matt started strong with his poem about teaching his son how to…um…relieve himself on the side of a highway. He was able to stay atop the leader board in Week 2, despite his 3rd place finish with his short story about being a pretty terrible valet. But in the end, his poetry skills were too strong. He won big again in Week 3 with his new solo hit single, “Diss Track“, available on iTunes in late 2019. A wire-to-wire winner, congratulations to Matt Kelley on his incredible performance!
Week 3 Results
written by Matt Kelley
|T-2nd||“The Poor Puppy…”
written by Kevin Mouillesseaux
written by Ken Chesnutt
|5th||“Pits In My Stomach”
written by Jim Herr
|6th||“Where’d That Come From?”
written by Adam Silver
|T-7th||“Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Ma Bell!”
written by Carl Schreiber
|T-7th||“Saved By The Mango”
written by Sam Fleder
|“‘Pizzas’ Will Ever Be A Panet”
written by Sam Gapinski
HUGE thanks to all of the great guys who participated in this contest!
Like Father, Like Son ; The Time I Stole A Car ; Diss Track ; Just A Hearer
Ours ; Uber Deer ; Pits In My Stomach ; A Sheep In Wolf’s Clothing
Fatherhood ; It Can Wait ; The Poor Puppy
The Best Day ; Crastination ; Where’d That Come From?
Bottomless Pit ; Returns ; Frisco, PI
The Longest Nights ; Finally Free ; Saved By The Mango
Love and Panic at Big Box ; The Manly Man’s Guide To Restroom Etiquette ; Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Ma Bell!
Special thanks to these two men who submitted a story for the My Greatest Fear topic:
What If I’m Wrong?
When It Rains, It Pours
You guys are all awesome! Enjoy your mugs.
Oh. Here’s what I wrote: The Kids Are Alright ; The Golden Rule Gone Wrong ; ‘Pizzas’ Will Ever Be A Planet ; Enough Is Enough